North Korea Nuclear Testing

It seems that North Korea have yet again failed in their attempts to launch their nuclear arsenal. The first attempt showed their intention of firing the nuclear warheads in to the sea while pretending they successfully detonated. Their most recent attempt was however thwarted when they forgot to remove the hatch to their secret underground nuclear launch station, the resulting 4.5 on the Richter style earth quake did however take some explaining.

Obama commented on the failed nuclear test as reckless, pointing out that North Korea very nearly damaged it's fine child slave labour style suit making economy, which does turn out some very nice evening wear.